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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
(via legendaryguardian)
widowmaker could be so cool like she could be so cool but they made her so conventionally attractive like she Is There for straight men to lust after like shes a blue spider bitch who killed her husband but they slapped a fat ass onto that white chick and called it a day. where are my creepy ass blank stares and irregular movements. coulda given her some lanky ass limbs to look more reminiscent of a spider..where are the unhinged bitch vibes 🧐 blizzard coward incorporated
(via bunney)
im about to test the limits of discord nitro
we are almost there folks
discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.
Let me win, you fool.
is this how we play this game? very well.
my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.
I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.
(via paint-on-my-tongue)
I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.
(via civilwhore)
a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk
thor:
LEST WE FORGET
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everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
hey op real quick what the Actual fuck
(via mothmanaintshit)
Trump is less than Hillary. Always.
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