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posted 5 months ago on August 5, 2018 with 230,357 notes

fox-in-the-wheat:

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

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posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 531,629 notes

yamino:

yamino:

archewill:

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

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posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 11,277 notes

whitewashedhanzo:

widowmaker could be so cool like she could be so cool but they made her so conventionally attractive like she Is There for straight men to lust after like shes a blue spider bitch who killed her husband but they slapped a fat ass onto that white chick and called it a day. where are my creepy ass blank stares and irregular movements. coulda given her some lanky ass limbs to look more reminiscent of a spider..where are the unhinged bitch vibes 🧐 blizzard coward incorporated

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posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 174,684 notes

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

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we are almost there folks

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discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

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Let me win, you fool.

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is this how we play this game? very well.

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my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

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I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

(via paint-on-my-tongue)

posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 152,330 notes

the-walrus-squad:

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

(via civilwhore)

posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 112,642 notes

armieggedon:

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

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LEST WE FORGET

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posted 5 months ago on August 4, 2018 with 125,676 notes

damaramegido:

i-am-a-fish:

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

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hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

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